pastaphobia

-the fear of Italians
-the fear of Mario
-the fear of any and all noodles

I can'play any Nintendo games because of my pastaphobia

by ChickenFunk May 7, 2015

postalphobia

The fear of mailboxes; the fear of the postal system

My postalphobia prevents me from going to the post office or checking my mail.

by postalphobian November 1, 2009

Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

Plastiphobia

The irrational and scientifically unsubstantiated fear of plastics in the environment. This fear has been propagated by those with monetary business interests to spread this fear in the effort to raise funds and grow their businesses by spreading falsehoods about the fanciful idea that plastics are the root if all evil in the environment.

The not for profit companies are attempting to create Plastiphobia in an effort to raise money based on the irrational fear of plastics in the environment.

by intothefray November 4, 2022

Pantophobia

A fear of everything

Gemma had a fearof everything, not just wasps.

by White Wicca March 13, 2004

Papaphobia

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.

I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.

by Molester September 6, 2004