Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.
by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020
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by duckiemelon November 30, 2013
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*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by Vanguard September 12, 2003
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Man: pantaphobia.
Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.
Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable
(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.
Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable
(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
by Lezzy February 22, 2019
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by Molester September 6, 2004
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Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
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