Palmaphobia 

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

Palmaphobia by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

phallaphobia 

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

phalaphobia 

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

phalaphobia by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Papaphobia 

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.

I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.

Papaphobia by Molester September 6, 2004

Pemmaphobia 

The fear of cake.

It's my birthday but I couldn't bring cake because Erin Yeeger has pemmaphobia.

Pemmaphobia by tarrie $w4gB0i August 16, 2020

paleophobia 

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).

Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.

paleophobia by もしら手 May 18, 2013