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Pactophobia

The persistent fear or anxiety of not securing the absolute best possible deal, price, bargain, or agreement in a purchase, negotiation, or transaction. This often manifests as obsessive comparison shopping, decision paralysis, regret after buying, or an inability to commit even when a good offer is available, driven by the dread of "missing out" on something better.
"Her pactophobia is out of control — she spent two hours on Black Friday refreshing pages because she was terrified of not getting the best deal on those headphones."
Pactophobia by MatHematic April 10, 2026
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factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

photophobia 

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.
When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.
photophobia by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013

Pantaphobia 

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Pantophobia 

Gemma had a fearof everything, not just wasps.
Pantophobia by White Wicca March 13, 2004

paleophobia 

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).
Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
paleophobia by もしら手 May 18, 2013