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Definition of PERFECTION
The most perfect human to EXIST
HOW IN THE FUCK IS SHE SO SWEET
Can Deryn please be in bed with me 24/7?
DERYN by dudeafraidofpalmtrees December 6, 2020

Palmaphobia 

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.