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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Panasexual 

When a person likes all genders. Basically "Gender Blind".
I.e.: Men, Women, Transgenders, Third Genders.
You like men and women, so you're bi?
No, I'm Gender Blind; So i'm panasexual.
Panasexual by Mari33 March 29, 2011

paspasexual 

a sexuality that you are only attracted to paspa.
hey i’m paspasexual.

oh really! me too:)
paspasexual by paspa_ January 6, 2021

pandasexual 

A person who is unwilling to be intimate with another. This could be either because they don't care, don't know how, or are just too lazy.
"So I went over his house tonight by myself, made a move and NOTHING happened. I don't think he likes me."

"No, he really does. He's just a pandasexual."

Panasexual 

Sexual attraction to all genders (Male,female,third gender) Transgender does not collide with this because transgenders are just female or male, not in between something
I'm panasexual, I don't care which gender my partner would belongs to.
Panasexual by Fernando11 January 19, 2016

Pandasexual 

Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).

Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.
"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"
Pandasexual by M Rathod August 22, 2020