Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at
fornication seem unduly momentous (like a
gender reveal party).
Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general
cluelessness and poor sense of balance.