Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only
24-
72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal
party).
Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and
poor sense of balance.
"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my
leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so
cute and
furry!"