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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

paspasexual 

a sexuality that you are only attracted to paspa.
hey i’m paspasexual.

oh really! me too:)
paspasexual by paspa_ January 6, 2021

Postalsexual 

Someone who identifies with postalsexuality. Basically, a postalsexual is attracted to anything that has to do with mailing, stamps, and postal services. They are frequently turned on by these things. Postalsexuality is on the ace spectrum, although postalsexuals can still feel attraction to other people. It varies between every postalsexual.
Julia loved going to the post office, since she was a postalsexual.
Postalsexual by PostalPride June 13, 2018

Papalsexual

Being sexually aroused by, and attracted to, the Catholic Pope.
John: I have an unholy urge to fuck the Pope!
Jane: Ah, are you a fellow papalsexual?
Papalsexual by DannyboyLaw November 6, 2019

pashasexual

is part of lgbtq+ community and means you are sexually attracted to Pasha Biceps
person 1: what's your sexuality?
person2: im pashasexual
pashasexual by rat254882 July 10, 2021

Pastasexual 

Being entirely open without the need for labels. "I love who I love, I fuck who I fuck."
Lo is a wonderful pastasexual.
Pastasexual by aslo0628 August 9, 2012