pandasexual

A person who is unwilling to be intimate with another. This could be either because they don't care, don't know how, or are just too lazy.

"So I went over his house tonight by myself, made a move and NOTHING happened. I don't think he likes me."

"No, he really does. He's just a pandasexual."

by Oh Mighty Yoda Force<3 October 2, 2009

Pandasexual

Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).

Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.

"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"

by M Rathod August 22, 2020

pandasexual

Pretty simple here. When you only identify as someone who has sex with pandas, but you accept all different forms of sexuality. The difference between pansexual and pandasexual is that you have a lust for anything white and black, you are exceptionally biracial. Pandasexual will bring everyone together...

Todd: Hey man let's go to the zoo today!
Pierce: Yeah man...I am feeling it.
Todd: What do you mean man?
Pierce: Pandas man. I need more pandas. I am on a dry spell.
Todd: Ugh I forgot you're pandasexual.
Pierce: I just came...in my panda...I mean pants...

by austinramenvegan November 9, 2017

pandasexual

having no sex drive or sexual orientation whatsoever.

person #1: does so and so like boys or girls?

person #2: neither. they're pandasexual.

by kit2552785554 November 6, 2011

pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

pansexual

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

by Wet man December 26, 2019