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A type of sigma male who’s main objective in life is to educate beta and omega males into knowing their status and demotivating their will to live.
Paruns’ are prone to have high intellect and a minimum intelligence quotient of 200.

Often also called a chad in his line of work.
Damn I just saw a Parun today; He nearly took the life out of that wide mouthed beta across the street.
parun by Prune_69 November 24, 2021
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pakunoda 

the baddest bitch in the phantom troupe. she has a cool af memory-based nen ability and looks hot as hell with her gun
person one: shizuku is best girl
person two: you’re tasteless. pakunoda is way better
pakunoda by s1nj1ns bu55y October 13, 2020

Parangutan 

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.
Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)
Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Parunara 

Weird creature that only appears if you say the word "Colaris" three times while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara. (The creature only appears f you are one of the chosen ones, rumor has it that there are only four of these people).
It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.
Chosen one: -while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara- Colaris! Colaris! Colaris!
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack
Parunara by RandomEgirl March 28, 2019

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!
Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010