Weird creature that only appears if you say the word "Colaris" three times while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara. (The creature only appears f you are one of the chosen ones, rumor has it that there are only four of these people).
It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.
Chosen one: -while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara- Colaris! Colaris! Colaris!
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack
The coolest guy in existence. Literally so frickin awesome. Minecraftman x1000000. Very hot and cute. 9/10 times is Asian, and I find that to be pretty frickin cool.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*