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It is an adjective in Spanish for "same, similar."

el nivel en la clase es muy parejo-the class are all at the same level

al parejo de los mejores del mundo-on par with the world's best

parejo by GitanaRebelde April 17, 2009

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Parkjob

When you get road-head so good that you climax and accidentally yank the parking brake while driving.

You know road-head is good when it turns to a parkjob.

Parkjob by A_Pacifist April 11, 2017

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PAREO

The keyboardist for the band RAISE A SUILEN, and dating their DJ, Chu2. She is amazing in every way, super cute, and a lesbian.

Person 1: Isn't a pareo a swimsuit?

Person 2: No silly! It's RAS's keyboardist!

PAREO by mqngo_sweetz August 19, 2021

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parajoya

The baseless suspicion of the motives of others that unexpectedly turns out well.

Two people were whispering about me and I thought it was something bad, but it turned out to be something nice, and I felt parajoya.

parajoya by Jonfurstn November 9, 2009

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Parmjot

Parmjot is a real hot guy. Parmjot really knows how to kiss a girl, and how to fuck a girl. He got a fucking big dick and gets a boner every time he sees his girlfriend

Parmjot fucked me so well yesterday.

Parmjot by Whatsupfam December 7, 2021

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pareboyazer

A term used by elite people to describe a man beyond anyone's imagination. Incomprehensible in every aspect. Unbeatable, unfathomable, unbelievable, and amazing in everyway. (a GIGAULTRAPARECHAD)

Hey, thats a pareboyazer right there!

pareboyazer by koompadoodles August 22, 2022

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Pareto

Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.

It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.

Pareto by C.Brown February 6, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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