RAS is the abbreviation for "Resilience Against Sex".
A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly.
This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.
A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly.
This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.
Girl: Doctor I keep forgetting to take my BC pills on time and I'm too nervous about an IUD insertion, what are other contraceptive options?
Doctor: Child, let me teach you the passive skill called RAS.
Guy1: So, Valentine's day, you gonna smash her tonight?
Guy2: Bro, Valentine's day does not magically cure RAS.
Doctor: Child, let me teach you the passive skill called RAS.
Guy1: So, Valentine's day, you gonna smash her tonight?
Guy2: Bro, Valentine's day does not magically cure RAS.
by Kngchn June 28, 2020
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Haile Selassie, I was born on July 17, 1891 (1883 according to the Ethiopian calendar). He was then known as Ras Tafari. Ras was a title similar to "duke" and Tafari was a family name.
Ras Tafari!!
I give thanks and praises to JAH first thing. Praising the most high I~ternally.
Greetings and good afternoon..yes I. the morning sun will shine I~tinually...
InI lives and rules over I~verything.
Rasta brethren and sistren live pon dis earth with a positive vision of forward movement in the name of H.I.M. and work together to bring I~nity and Justice for all mankind... not just for one kind.... ALL CREATURE, black, white, yellow, brown, and pink.
Sight?
Jah Bless
Ras Tafari
I give thanks and praises to JAH first thing. Praising the most high I~ternally.
Greetings and good afternoon..yes I. the morning sun will shine I~tinually...
InI lives and rules over I~verything.
Rasta brethren and sistren live pon dis earth with a positive vision of forward movement in the name of H.I.M. and work together to bring I~nity and Justice for all mankind... not just for one kind.... ALL CREATURE, black, white, yellow, brown, and pink.
Sight?
Jah Bless
Ras Tafari
by max asher March 24, 2006
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Spammers who post on forums
New thread: "Buy viagra for your penis, great specials etc. etc. etc. "
Forumites response: "Omg, RAS!"
New thread: "Buy viagra for your penis, great specials etc. etc. etc. "
Forumites response: "Omg, RAS!"
by Swartskapie October 09, 2008
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Random-Ass-Shit- random ass shit meaning, waking up in bed floating down the hallway because a waterline in your house busted in the middle of the night!! Now that's some RAS
Don't give me that RAS
by Nikkidew July 27, 2018
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Real As Shit. If you're RAS, you're someone who's not to be messed with. Those who're RAS have a big ego and sometimes a hard/big head.
by CRadSwizzle October 08, 2013
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