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RAS is the abbreviation for "Resilience Against Sex".

A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly.

This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.
Girl: Doctor I keep forgetting to take my BC pills on time and I'm too nervous about an IUD insertion, what are other contraceptive options?

Doctor: Child, let me teach you the passive skill called RAS.

Guy1: So, Valentine's day, you gonna smash her tonight?
Guy2: Bro, Valentine's day does not magically cure RAS.
by Kngchn June 28, 2020
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The name Ras is derived from the Arabic name "Rais" meaning "leader" and from the Hebrew name "Raz" meaning "secret".

As his name suggests, Ras is a silent leader. He takes control of situations without glorifying himself and is humble in every talent.

Ras has an absurd sense of humour which can only be appreciated by the most intelligent of human beings and is therefore
only shared with such. Even so, a Ras is open and friendly toward everyone he meets - a trademark quality of a drummer.

Being a drummer, a Ras has incredible taste in music and an amazing sense of rhythm (inside and outside the bedroom).

As with his music taste, a Ras is a pedantic elitist and consorts with only the best of everything.

A Ras likes to spend his time on brain-stimulating activities such as Graphic Design, Programming and other hobbies in the technological sector. He also likes comic books.

The attractiveness of a Ras cannot be defined by words. Apart from his personality, a Ras is commonly absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and an adorable, contagious smile.

He is usually seen with a gamer girl, drinking an Arabic or Iced Coffee.
The Gamer Girl: Let's get smoothies
Ras: What about an Iced Coffee? and then we can go to the comic book store?

The Gamer Girl: <333
by nyltt June 11, 2013
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Haile Selassie, I was born on July 17, 1891 (1883 according to the Ethiopian calendar). He was then known as Ras Tafari. Ras was a title similar to "duke" and Tafari was a family name.
Ras Tafari!!

I give thanks and praises to JAH first thing. Praising the most high I~ternally.

Greetings and good afternoon..yes I. the morning sun will shine I~tinually...

InI lives and rules over I~verything.

Rasta brethren and sistren live pon dis earth with a positive vision of forward movement in the name of H.I.M. and work together to bring I~nity and Justice for all mankind... not just for one kind.... ALL CREATURE, black, white, yellow, brown, and pink.

Sight?

Jah Bless

Ras Tafari
by max asher March 24, 2006
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Spammers who post on forums

New thread: "Buy viagra for your penis, great specials etc. etc. etc. "

Forumites response: "Omg, RAS!"
by Swartskapie October 09, 2008
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Random-Ass-Shit- random ass shit meaning, waking up in bed floating down the hallway because a waterline in your house busted in the middle of the night!! Now that's some RAS
Don't give me that RAS
by Nikkidew July 27, 2018
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