Jonfurstn's definitions

parajoya

The baseless suspicion of the motives of others that unexpectedly turns out well.

Two people were whispering about me and I thought it was something bad, but it turned out to be something nice, and I felt parajoya.

by Jonfurstn November 9, 2009

DIELAUDED

Praised probably in exaggerated manner upon one's death

Most people during their lifetimes feel unappreciated and not special. However, in the end at their funerals, they often DIELAUDED

by Jonfurstn July 26, 2010

flushstrated

the feeling you get when, after flushing your toilet, your waste remains.

I pushed the toilet handle and when I looked back it was all still there, and I felt incredibly flushstrated.

by Jonfurstn November 8, 2010

DoubleDown

Being upset about 1 thing, then creating another problem because you're distraught about the first problem

Dude,

"My boss fired me and I went home and Doubledowned on my girlfriend so she split on me"

by Jonfurstn May 10, 2009

veripity

You feel validated because your fear of what was going to happen took place but are quite sad for the result.

I warned everyone about global warming and they didn't listen. I felt a sense of veripity when it started taking place

by Jonfurstn July 16, 2010

emotional translator

trying to explain an idea or concept to a group of people but they misinterpret its meaning because of cultural barriers

I tried to explain a sensitive subject to my ethnic friends but without an emotional translator, they became enraged

by Jonfurstn December 20, 2010

serotonin sucker

Someone who is so miserable they bring you down and sap your happiness.

Everytime I'm with that serotonin sucker brother of mine, I feel gloomy.

by Jonfurstn November 25, 2009