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Pardes Jewish Day School 

kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive
that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."
A term to describe a beautiful girl with a horrendous laugh...
Damnnnnnn Paresa! Back at it again with that young hyena laugh...

Pretty Girl Brown FOB

Serra padres 

Its not gay if you’re a padre.
Hey you know the school Serra?
Man the serra padres are so gay
Serra padres by Serrapadresaregay November 9, 2018

Parmesean Quesodilla 

A gay sex act were a fat man is sitting down and his partner inserts his penis into his fat rolls and ejaculates into said roll of fat, then the partner would proceeds to eat it out of his roll.
"Enrique makes one hell of a Parmesean Quesodilla!"

Jesus Paredes 

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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