20 definitions by the tweaker

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A small glass tube with a plastic lower inside sold at gas stations bought solely for the purpose of making a crackpipe.The flower is thrown away and a wad of mesh,usually copper pot scrubber is stuffed in one end.

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

A method of producing a rush by hyperventilating until passing out or by hyperventilating and then cutting off bloodflow to the brain with pressure to the neck.Causes twitching and spasmodic shit along with a whippet or nitrouslike effect.AKA elevators.

Any plastic "zip-loc" container used to seal up and seperate product for sale.Cleat "jewelry" bags or with trademarks or designs.

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.