Parasites 

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

Parasites by the tweaker February 16, 2004

parasites 

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

parasites by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006

Parasites 

Something that I love to talk about but would hate to get

Parasites are kinda cool

Parasites by SlimeyCuber June 20, 2021

Parasites 

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?

Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."

Parasites by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

hair parasites 

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you

mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites

hair parasites by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019

Mutual Parasites 

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

Mutual Parasites by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Ego Parasites 

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

Ego Parasites by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018