binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

Binoculars

When something is eye-openingly outrageous or worth noticing...

Damn dude...did you see that new DAIM graffiti book? That stuff is binoculars!

by Swayzee August 1, 2005

Binoculars

British term for eyeglasses.

Hyacinth:"Richard please put on your binoculars so you can read the road signs."

by Speedyg18 April 9, 2009

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007

Binoculars

A term coined by an Aussie teenager with an occasional British accent to mean "outrageously crazy".

OMG! That's so binoculars!!

by Snoozanna June 13, 2024

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013