Paranoisey

When someone is paranoid about most things and do not stop talking about potential worst case scenarios.

Melissa is so paranoisey, she is always banging on about stuff that is never actually going to happen

Paranoisey by TMegzy January 30, 2022

Paranoise 

1. Psychoacoustic sounds/voices associated with extreme levels of paranoia. Happens frequently with long binges of meth use.

"Did you hear about Charlie? He called the cops on his dog cause he though he heard burglars in his living room?"
"Yeah, that figures. He is such a tweeker. Always a victim of his own paranoise"

Paranoise by JbyrdLA December 21, 2008

Paranoiatypus 

A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.

"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."

Paranoiatypus by Monk December 21, 2004

Paranoided 

A form of paranoia but it much more extreme. It can cause Luciedisease.

Girl: OMG! They're all around me. I'm gonna die!
Boy: You're so paranoided!

Paranoided by Pseudonymy October 13, 2011

PARANOIS 

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time

Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook

PARANOIS by Typhoenix April 4, 2017

Paranosy 

When a person is constantly eavesdropping your conversations (usually a significant other) because they have just done something sneaky and are afraid that you are going to find out from your friends, or they are worried that you are on some sneaky business. Usually people who are paranosy have done a lot of dirt in the past so they are projecting that on to others, or they have had a lot of dirt done to them and they are being hyper-vigilant. For example, they could be in the other room and hear you speaking on the phone and all of a sudden they are right next to you on the couch asking “who is that?” and nonchalantly “oh, what did they have to say?”. Or if you get a text they will try to position themselves so they can see what you are texting without actually grabbing your phone out of your hands to read it. Although there have been extreme cases of phone snatching, or sneak reading.

“Hey Jo I’m gonna call you back in a bit, Billy is being paranosy. Your secrets aren’t safe right now”
“Oh my God Billy what have you done now? Why are you being so paranosy? What are you afraid that I am going to find out?”

Paranosy by ShadyEmilioRodriquez September 25, 2021

PAPANOSEY 

A dad that is very nosey

Your dad is a papanosey

PAPANOSEY by CoughCOUGHim5 December 6, 2022