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Paranoise 

1. Psychoacoustic sounds/voices associated with extreme levels of paranoia. Happens frequently with long binges of meth use.
"Did you hear about Charlie? He called the cops on his dog cause he though he heard burglars in his living room?"
"Yeah, that figures. He is such a tweeker. Always a victim of his own paranoise"
Paranoise by JbyrdLA December 21, 2008

Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

Paranosis 

A paranoid psychosis.
A supercharged experience usually induced as a random reaction to drugs, mental or emotional instability or a combination thereof.
Fuck dude, put the gun down and get off the roof I told you only one 1 tablet or you'll have a paranosis.
Paranosis by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch you Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

paranoesis

Anarcho-formalism.

The creation of language.
Paranoesis can be distinguished from mythopoesis, the creation of song; parapoesis, the creation of mythology; mythonoesis; the inception of proper nouns; metanoesis, the creation of limina; metapoesis, the freedom of will; and anthropoeis, the creation of social value.

Also: anthronoesis, the emergence of social theory.
paranoesis by zanderfin December 10, 2019

peregnosis 

a small water bearing mammal that live in the jungles of cambodia.

also an ailment of the vaginal cavity producing secretions an a smelly discharge that protrudes like a fine mist
alec balwin is and has peregnosis
peregnosis by Jonah Fughin dickens January 6, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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