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Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 27, 2006
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Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch you Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 28, 2006
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Pregnosis 

1. The state of being dazed, confused, hormonal, horny, a cranky bitch etc.

2. Having (or thinking you have) a small psychic ability due to being pregnant.
1. Susan: "O my god i really wanna cry!"

Dave: "So do I. It's because of your pregnosis"

2. Susan: " My pregnosis sense is tingling, her womb is going to explode!!"
Pregnosis by Alexander J May 5, 2007
When someone looks pregnant, but they're actually just fat.
Jim: Hey is that chick pregnant?
Mike: Naw man she's pregnis.
Pregnis by Hatalie176 May 9, 2009

pregnosaur 

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.
Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."
pregnosaur by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Psygnosis 

Classic game developer from England that created Lemmings and the Wipeout series. Bought by Sony and eventually turned into Studio Liverpool before being shut down in 2012.
Wipeout is one of my favourite Psygnosis games
Psygnosis by FNKi May 31, 2021

Explosive Penosis 

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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