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pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes
Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc
parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.
Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!
parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea 

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

parakeet 

mini-parrots that live 15-18 years if taken good care of.
Parakeets can talk.
Parakeets are cheap.
Parakeets are sweet.
Parakeets can sing.
Meaning: BEST PET!
(Parakeets can sometimes be bossy)
Tweet!
Chirp!
ACK!
Fwoat!
Jeff: Tweet!
Bob: You're not a Parakeet!
parakeet by private December 10, 2003

parakeetslimes 

the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.
“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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