parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes

Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc

parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeetslimes 

the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.

“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”

parakeetslimes by marisa_memes May 10, 2018