plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

plantsturbating by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

plantsturbating by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plansturbating 

To over-complicate a situation through excessive or unnecessary planning, to the point that progress or enjoyment is hindered

1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.

plansturbating by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017

pantsurbating 

Verb: To masturbate through your pants.

John was too pussy to take off his pants while watching porno, so he began Pantsurbating.

pantsurbating by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010

pansturbating 

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

pansturbating by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005