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panglasso

A refreshing beverage that is consumed to relieve stress or celebrate an occasion. Almost always containing alcohol.
Man I just got off a 12 hour shift and I'm off for the weekend, I'm about to go sip me a panglasso.
by Fake Kids June 20, 2017
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Pangloss

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian
Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.
by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007
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panglossian

Blindly optimistic, naively so.
That poor sod BazzA is acting somewhat panglossian about that lovely young lass...
by BazzA May 28, 2004
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Punglasses

Used to describe David Caruso's tendency to put on sunglasses right before completing a terrible pun at the start of every CSI: Miami episode.
(at a crime scene onboard a boat)

"The tide is rising, and we

*punglasses

...have a sinking crime scene."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
by bustatunez October 20, 2010
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Pingasso

Dr. Robotnik in his most talented form.
When Dr. Robotnik creates so much artwork in all forms in an attempt to fool Sonic the Hedgehog so he could be defeated.
Knuckles: I’ve never seen Dr. Robotnik create so much art.
Sonic: He’s Pingasso.
Knuckles: Wow.
Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!
by gregben January 25, 2022
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pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.
She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Panglossian

obnoxiously happy all the time. even worse than the most optimistic of Pollyannas
Kyle always had a very panglossian view of life, until the day he found out his middle name was Pollyanna!
by JohnnyB.Emo September 16, 2021
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