sircasey's definitions

Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.

During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!

by sircasey October 2, 2018

Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump

'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'

by sircasey December 8, 2018

breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

pie-kick

to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.

next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!

by sircasey February 13, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009