sircasey's definitions

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

pie-kick

to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.

next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!

by sircasey February 13, 2009

breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.

During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!

by sircasey October 2, 2018

ignoranting

the act of spewing opinionated gibberish by one who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about

'dude, nobody wants to hear your ignoranting about evolution anymore'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009