pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.
She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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pie-kick

to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.
next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!
by sircasey February 13, 2009
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used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries
He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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headneck

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump
'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'
by sircasey December 08, 2018
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Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.
During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!
by sircasey October 02, 2018
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