tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

by sircasey February 16, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 18, 2009

it's noon somewhere

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

by sircasey February 15, 2009

base rocks

crack cocaine

see base head

the thing about the tenderloin is that you can't walk ten feet without someone trying to sell you base rocks or asking for spare change

by sircasey February 17, 2009