pamphile

The one with the best dick and has all the bitches. He also loves smoking pounds of weed in a day.

Guy 1: That guy has a big dick and has all the bitches!
Guy 2: That guy is lucky, he must be a pamphile

by Brunelio May 23, 2014

the reynolds pamphlet

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...

Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018

pamphilon

Sweet taco vendor down the street from me.

Dude, that pamphilon will do anything for $5. Chicken soft taco and a handjob, that's a great deal.

by sweettony March 15, 2014

Russian Pamphlet

When you spit in her pussy, and proceed to stick a piece of paper inside the vagina and light it on fire

Yesterday I got so turnt that I tried the Russian Pamphlet

by analplug December 4, 2019

art pamphlet

A jazz or scud magazine; one handed reading material.

"Hey Gordon, wheres the art pamphlets, Cherie's on the blob and i'm gonna have to knock one out before I address Parliament on climate change". "There in the shitter where you left them Tony, you fucking twat"

by Garthy September 19, 2006

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

pamphlet man

1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.

"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"

OR

Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..

Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?

Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?

Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*

by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004