Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE
A short book of 350 pages or less. Something that can be read in a singlesitting.
Person 1: "Well I finally finished the Sorcerer's Stone!"
Person 2: "Oh really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, why? I enjoyed it."
Person 2: "Its good, but kinda small; its more of a pamphlet than a REAL book."
A little boy who has floppy lip syndrome and he cant say his his 'l's!!! you ask him wat is rong with him and he say...'i have fwoppy wip spyndwome!! lol :)
1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"
OR
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?