palster Share definition Flag A palster is a word that combines “pal” and “gangster” to describe someone who claims they are a gangster/dangerous person but they are innocent, soft and wouldn’t hurt a fly. Bro said he was going to hurt me so I said “ yeah alright palster” and walked off. palster by MrTolllZz April 5, 2024 0 0 Get merch Get the palster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch