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A Pabster is a punk ass bastard. It can also be someone who drinks a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a low quality, relatively inexpensive brand of beer. If you happen to be a punk ass bastard and drinking a Pabst at then same time then you are a dabster (short for double Pabster) or a "pabster dabster".
Ritchie is a Pabster !!!
Pabster by Paulzie February 28, 2009
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a multi-usage noun used to define dern near anything. See "pipso"
Grab me a pabster, and sh'mon over to the pipso.
Pabster by Ben 13 November 22, 2004
person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh
Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1
paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

taint paster 

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.
hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.
taint paster by heil hitla June 3, 2010