Padster 

Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.

Yo dawg, you be straight illin' if you think you fly as Padster.

Padster by Supermang September 11, 2005

padster 

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

padster by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008

paster 

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh

Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1

paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Pabster 

A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.

What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !

Pabster by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

Pabster 

A Pabster is a punk ass bastard. It can also be someone who drinks a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a low quality, relatively inexpensive brand of beer. If you happen to be a punk ass bastard and drinking a Pabst at then same time then you are a dabster (short for double Pabster) or a "pabster dabster".

Ritchie is a Pabster !!!

Pabster by Paulzie February 28, 2009

taint paster 

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

taint paster by heil hitla June 3, 2010