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face palm 

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
face palm by kirbydude January 16, 2007

face palm 

When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
face palm by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011

Epic Face Palm 

When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.
John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)
Epic Face Palm by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012

face-palm 

A gesture of annoyance by slapping the palm of one's hand to the center of the forehead.
Joe: How do you spell "the"?
Bob: T-H-E
Joe: Oh...I knew that.
Bob: I'm going to face-palm now...
face-palm by iMintSheep February 12, 2009

Synchronized Face Palm 

When two or more people face palm at the exact same time.
That was so bad you both just did a synchronized face palm.

Epic Face Palm 

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.
Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*