Paling

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Paling

An ancient welsh tradition when one would sit in a tent and count sheep whilst washing ones toes and eating anothers toenails. Can also be referred to as 'Pally'.

Girl 1: Hello petal my grandma was telling me how she used to Paling when she was younger!

Girl 2: Lets try it! Lets do a Pally!

by Pwincess Angel May 10, 2011

'Paling

The act of inserting needles or other thin sharp objects, into ones urethra through the shaft of the penis, causing additional holes to be added to the urethra for ejaculate or urine to be excreted out of.

Short form of "impaling"

Last night I was 'paling for the first time and now it burns to piss.

by NYS Department of Finance January 17, 2026

Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

by cory&marcus August 23, 2011

Give him a good paling

To beat somebody up

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it

by BlackCountryMon August 17, 2019

Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Palang

Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.

Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.

by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018