Palinguist 

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.

Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island

Palinguist by bluespiper November 3, 2010

palinguistics 

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

palinguistics by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

Palinist 

Pejorative term originally used to describe any supporter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Although originally used by the political left to describe someone with narrow yet oxymoronically undefinable views, the word has since become a blanket term for 'idiot' used by both the political left and right.

"I think healthcare is fine the way it is."
"Oh, well, what specifically do you like about the current system?"
"I dunno."
"You're a freakin' Palinist. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh."

Palinist by Billy McDoogle February 20, 2010

Painguish 

Pain so intense as to cause anguish

"I didn't do alot yesterday, due to the painguish from my broken foot"

Painguish by lifeisimagination January 28, 2010

Palinista 

A devoted, unconditional follower of Sarah Palin in all of her

configurations.

The Palinistas always show up at Sarah's rallies ready to scream their support for her and her righteous leadership toward final victory!

Palinista by Jimmy-Charles November 17, 2009

Palinist 

Someone that supports Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as a vice-presidential candidate in the November 2008 Presidential Elections. Palin has been heavily criticized because of her lack of experience and her own label of "hockey mom." She has also been scrutinized for her "BS" responses, referring to her essentially substance-less responses during the Vice-Presidential debate and various interviews. Her status as vice-president is significant because of her running mate John McCain's old age and the possibility of him passing away in office.

Palinists don't really have that much sense since Sarah Palin was only picked to further John McCain's attempt to reach out and gain the support of woman voters.

Palinist by Anti-Palinist February 20, 2009

palinistic 

The practice of divulging stupidity through ones mouth, in the shrillished of tones, with an emphasis on accent and absolute confidence. Usually coupled with an inflated sense of megalomanical service.

If you come in contact with any palinists its recommended that you gently place an asshat ( see asshat) on he or she's head and back away slowly.

Do not go in the direction of Russia as the mother Palin has full view of this region.

I heard a girl at the bar saying she liked Trump, and she was kina like palinistic.

palinistic by Shaggybandit May 10, 2016