Palingerer

One who feigns or exaggerates symptoms of victimization for personal gain or to advance a crazy right wing agenda.

See actions and attitudes of Sarah Palin or any of her followers...

He will remain relevant as long as he keeps running to the court of public opinion to claim that he's treated unfairly, that it's the "man" always keeping him down, not his lack of skills. What a Palingerer.

She doesn't need to know anything vital, so long as she can keep people's pity focused on her delusional claim that she would have attained all of her goals if it weren't for everyone else tripping her up along the way--what a Palingerer.

by ZIRGAR November 23, 2009

Palinkered

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

by ALCT March 1, 2015

Palinegger

<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.

"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"

"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama

Alive!"

by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

palinkered

I wasn't so pissed that I couldn't stand up but I was definitely palinkered.

Whilst my wife and I managed to get pretty merry in Hungary on Palinker schnapps for the first time, our teenage children coined the phrase Palinkered.

by jontywalker July 20, 2010

Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023

Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.

by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025