paleotard 

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

paleotard by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Plebtard 

Is a person who is lacking in the most basic qualities/functions of humanity without having the excuse of mental retardation.

You are such a plebtard John.

What type of plebtard acts this way?

The reason I am firing you Frank is that we have never had a plebtard to your degree who has done such a awful job.

Plebtard by Josososososo January 22, 2013

Paleocord 

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

Paleocord by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020

paleoadmin 

An IT professional who has been running the same outdated systems for longer than you've been alive and who refuses to adopt more functional equipment and methods out of fear of having to do new things.
Typically prefers equipment & software with the maximum amount of overhead so he can always look busy.

"We'd like to go Active Directory, but the old paleoadmin insists that his NT domain is handling those chores just fine."

paleoadmin by blankoblanko March 19, 2009

paleohardcore

An extreme sect of the paleo diet. Paleohardcore followers include foods in their diet that our ancestors may have eaten such as raw lizard head, live insects or seaweed straight off the beach. Paleohardcore aims to offset the self-centred and boring nature of the Paleo diet through promoting the consumption of foods that are at least entertaining to hear about if you really must bang on about what you've eaten.

That raw squashed Bondi lizard is paleohardcore. I am going to serve it with grass from the side of the road so it will have no carbon footprint at all.

paleohardcore by sophiesmith May 11, 2015

Pelotard 

A person with a fanatical, and unreasonable devotion to the Peloton exercise bicycle.

Jesus, those Pelotards in the OPP group are really fucking annoying!

Pelotard by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018

Palintard 

A person who believes Sarah Palin would make a good president.

Bob is a total Palintard.

Palintard by Dickerstein December 14, 2010