Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.
Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?
Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
by IIFIYM April 30, 2011
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You are such a plebtard John.
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The reason I am firing you Frank is that we have never had a plebtard to your degree who has done such a awful job.
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The reason I am firing you Frank is that we have never had a plebtard to your degree who has done such a awful job.
by Josososososo January 22, 2013
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Typically prefers equipment & software with the maximum amount of overhead so he can always look busy.
Typically prefers equipment & software with the maximum amount of overhead so he can always look busy.
"We'd like to go Active Directory, but the old paleoadmin insists that his NT domain is handling those chores just fine."
by blankoblanko March 19, 2009
Get the paleoadmin mug.An extreme sect of the paleo diet. Paleohardcore followers include foods in their diet that our ancestors may have eaten such as raw lizard head, live insects or seaweed straight off the beach. Paleohardcore aims to offset the self-centred and boring nature of the Paleo diet through promoting the consumption of foods that are at least entertaining to hear about if you really must bang on about what you've eaten.
That raw squashed Bondi lizard is paleohardcore. I am going to serve it with grass from the side of the road so it will have no carbon footprint at all.
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