Pelotard 

A person with a fanatical, and unreasonable devotion to the Peloton exercise bicycle.

Jesus, those Pelotards in the OPP group are really fucking annoying!

Pelotard by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018

PeloTando 

PeloTando means Ballin' in Spanish if it is roughly directly translated.

Pelotando!!!

English: Ballin!!!

PeloTando by Blaine T. June 21, 2007

pedotard 

A fucking pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes long, goes to a store and purchases 5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a dildo and get sent home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations

Me: I saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life

pedotard by Tylerthecultist October 30, 2021