Paleocord 

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

Paleocord by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020

paleohardcore

An extreme sect of the paleo diet. Paleohardcore followers include foods in their diet that our ancestors may have eaten such as raw lizard head, live insects or seaweed straight off the beach. Paleohardcore aims to offset the self-centred and boring nature of the Paleo diet through promoting the consumption of foods that are at least entertaining to hear about if you really must bang on about what you've eaten.

That raw squashed Bondi lizard is paleohardcore. I am going to serve it with grass from the side of the road so it will have no carbon footprint at all.

paleohardcore by sophiesmith May 11, 2015

paleotard 

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

paleotard by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Paleocon 

An abbreviation of the word “paleoconservative”, referring to political conservatives in the United States who advocate old or deeply traditional forms of ideological conservatism.

Should mainly be contrasted with “Neocon”.

Paleocons are the sworn enemies of the liberal and hawkish neocons.

Paleocon by Idot11111 October 17, 2021

paleoconservatives 

Paleocons are not nerly as paranoid as their neocon warmongering counterparts. They are interested in a balanced budget and cleaning up our national debt before spending wildly on the military budget.Preferable to the neocons who have an overtly aggressive foriegn policy(I.E. bomb everyone),but who have no domestic agenda woth the name.Unless of course you call the Rape of the Constitution a domestic agenda.Not to be confused with fascists, who are actually more tolerant than they are.For another definition of neocons see anathema.

Paleocons are actually interested in humanity surviving, even if that portion of humanity is primarily white, upperclass and a member of their golf club.

paleoconservatives by bryce1956 October 7, 2003

paleocomputing

Using a computer which is incapable of running recent software, typically one or two operating systems behind current offerings.

I finally bought myself a new computer with Windows Vista, after 6 years of paleocomputing with Windows ME. Can anyone tell me what USB is for?

paleocomputing by Chris Arnold October 29, 2007

paleoconservatives 

A Paleoconservative is basically a polite word for a White Supremacist Neo-Nazi. Paleoconservatives believe in crippling the US economy by shutting down the borders to immigrants, despite the fact that most Americans are descended from immigrants. Paleocons are political inbreds, who believe in undermining American interests by withdrawing troops from the Middle East and appeasing terrorist regimes in the Muslim world. A Paleocon is typically a poorly educated White Christian in the American deep South who believes, as the Nazis did, that the white race is biologically superior to non-white races and that Blacks, Hispanics, and Jews are waging a secret war against whites to rule the world. Paleocons tend to fall for paranoid conspiracy theories like that. Not to be confused with Neoconservatives or Neocons, who are great nation - builders and passionately believe in spreading democracy and freedom, as well as liberal immigration policies.

Paleoconservatives are basicall inbred nativist white-trash in fancy suits.

paleoconservatives by Realpolitik October 22, 2007