paleoadmin 

An IT professional who has been running the same outdated systems for longer than you've been alive and who refuses to adopt more functional equipment and methods out of fear of having to do new things.
Typically prefers equipment & software with the maximum amount of overhead so he can always look busy.

"We'd like to go Active Directory, but the old paleoadmin insists that his NT domain is handling those chores just fine."

paleoadmin by blankoblanko March 19, 2009

paleofeminist 

A person describing themselves as "feminist" who fundamentally believe that women are essentially the victims of millennia of male domination and so should be given the benefit of the doubt in any conflict that a particular woman might have with a particular man; reverse sexist; paleo-anti-feminist

Sue: OMG, she left her husband who adored her, she deserted three children and she took off for Paris with that artist guy with the enigmatic smile. What a selfish, irresponsible loser!

Taylor: Marriage is a trap for women. She was trapped in a marriage by a husband who smothered her. She loved her children, but they sapped all of her sense of self of of her. I applaud her choice.

Sue: Oh, Taylor ... I forgot how much of a paleofeminist you are. You think that all women are children.

paleofeminist by GlindaTheGood January 19, 2008