A paletard is somebody who is pro-Palestine protestor.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
“Hey Brad, what’s going on over on the other side of campus?”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
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Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?
Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
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Look at that palestard over there protesting over a territory she wouldn't be able to locate on a map.
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