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scantron paranoia
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
Palang
Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.
Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018
Boner Paranoia
Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
Peter Paranoia
One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010
Marvin The Paranoid Android
A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android
Marvin The Paranoid Android by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012
last.fm paranoia
Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.
Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010
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