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A person of the janjua tribe who has a big saggy ass and a tiny dick the size of an ant's clitoris. This person loves to follow any person doing any stupid thing blindly.
He followed his senior like a pakh
pakh by your-big-daddy August 13, 2016
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Pakhi is a person who is often found to be smol in size, highly talented, loud in debates and speeches, have their own opinions which aren't influenced easily and most notably and importantly, they are ADORABLE!
Hey, this is my girlfriend, Pakhi.
Pakhi by KirilBayron November 1, 2021
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A gorgeous, hardworking person. Usually the mom of the group, loves everything around her and tries her best to take care of everyone around her. Really funny, smart, and thoughtful, a Pakhi is deeply committed to loving themselves and the important people in her life.
Person 1: Oh my god I met a Pakhi!
Person 2: You're so lucky!
Pakhi by whatthefuckok January 1, 2021
They come from "The Graveyard of Empires", because no one has ever beaten them. They are the strongest, the most intelligent, and the most beautiful people in the world. The Pakhtuns are the world's largest (patriarchal) segmentary lineage ethnic group, with a total population of around 45 million. The vast majority of Pakhtuns are found in an area stretching from southeastern Afghanistan to northwestern Pakistan. The Pakhtuns are of legendary decent, and don't associate themselves with anyone. All Pakhtuns are Muslim, and follow Pashtunwali. Pakhtuns are true aryans, and some people become jealous of the fact, so they rant on sites like dictionary.com. It's okay though, you're nothing to us anyway. The once feared Alexander the Great himself said to his mother after he had failed to conquer the Pakhtun land, "You have brought only one son into this world, but every one of these people can be an Alexander the great." Pakhtuns are a proud race.
"Some people try their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born Pakhtun"
Pakhtun by The Great Paktun October 19, 2009
The nicest and loveliest person on earth. She loves kpop and her ultimate bias group is exo. She loves going on long late night walks when the world is silent and looking up at the stars. She likes clicking pictures of things and people she loves. She enjoys fangirling. And her ideal type is 'Peter K'.
Everyone loves her the most, and she resembles the character of 'Caroline' from vampire diaries.
Pakhi is a pure sunshine and blessing to this dark world
pakhi by FulltimePotterhead July 3, 2019

pakhandi 

Being two-faced, showing yourself as a different person than you really are.
Most politicians in India are pakhandi
pakhandi by Punjabipower February 24, 2012
a soft brown colored stool used in the 'Urdu" language
Mujhe ZOR ka Pakhana ara.
I have to shit really badly.

arai yaar mujhe pakhana karna hai.
Oh man, i gotta take a big time dump.

Oh Pakhana!
Oh Shit!
pakhana by Bhajoo January 12, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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