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They come from "The Graveyard of Empires", because no one has ever beaten them. They are the strongest, the most intelligent, and the most beautiful people in the world. The Pakhtuns are the world's largest (patriarchal) segmentary lineage ethnic group, with a total population of around 45 million. The vast majority of Pakhtuns are found in an area stretching from southeastern Afghanistan to northwestern Pakistan. The Pakhtuns are of legendary decent, and don't associate themselves with anyone. All Pakhtuns are Muslim, and follow Pashtunwali. Pakhtuns are true aryans, and some people become jealous of the fact, so they rant on sites like dictionary.com. It's okay though, you're nothing to us anyway. The once feared Alexander the Great himself said to his mother after he had failed to conquer the Pakhtun land, "You have brought only one son into this world, but every one of these people can be an Alexander the great." Pakhtuns are a proud race.
"Some people try their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born Pakhtun"
Pakhtun by The Great Paktun October 19, 2009
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An Ethnic Group soon to go extinct like the dinosaurs ...

Because Idiot Gul Khans are Brainwashed by the Pakistani media and Hardcore Saudi Funded Islamic Salafists and fail to do their independent research to breakout of their brainwashing.

But Miss Gujjar, Gul Khans ex Girlfriend will summon holy the White magic with lots of Milk !
Gul Khans will summon Meteor to wipe out his people, the Pashtuns
Pashtun by Teachology December 25, 2022
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An Iranian Race prodominately inhabiting Afghanistan, and Northwestern Pakistan. The Language of the Pashtuns is Pashto whos origins can be traced back to Old Persian and other Iranian Tongues such as Palavi. Pashtuns(Afghans) like their Iranians cousins from across the border are ethnic Aryans(Iranian). They usually do not mix with non-aryan races in Afghanistan such as the Uzbeks and Hazara. However some Pashtuns are mixed with Greek and Macedonian blood, which give some Pashtuns their European characteristics. They are often competed with by the Tajiks(an ethnic minority, with significant representation in Afghan Government).
Pop. Of Pashtuns in Afghanistan: 56%, Pakistan: 22%, Iran: 6%
Pashtun by Dr. Afshin Hossainian September 27, 2006

pashtunwali

Pashtunwali requires a tribe to under take the responsibility of safeguarding an individual against his enemies at all costs.
“That tribe of people who protected Marcus Luttrell, the lone survivor, did so under pashtunwali.”
pashtunwali by That_RedZ71 February 2, 2018
A ethnic tribal group, largest tribal group in the world matter of a fact, that is situated in Afghanistan and on the borderline between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Historically, the word "Afghan" means Pashtun. The word has been destinated historically based on past invaders (The Greeks and the British for example)

Pashtuns are the 26th-largest ethnic group in the world, and the largest segmentary lineage society.

Pashtuns to adhere to Pashtunwali codes.

Three main Pashtunwali codes are:
1. Hospitality
2.Asylum
3.Justice and Revenge

Other principles include faith, honour, bravery, loyalty, respect, courage (manhood), and mostly importantly country (AFGHANISTAN)

The Pashtuns are famously known for their bravery and warriors. They have outed empires and super powers from Afghanistan. One entity has not ever controlled Afghanistan for a long period of time.
"The Pashtun tribes are always
engaged in private or public
war. Every man is a warrior, a
politician and a theologian Every
large house is a real feudal
fortress....Every family cultivates
its vendetta; every clan, its
feud.... Nothing is ever forgotten
and very few debts are left
unpaid." --Winston Churchill
Pashtun by Historical information November 13, 2022

pashtun penis 

A tribal penis that runs on chai, silk, and multiple wives. Enjoys sex 5 times a day.
Khalid has such a Pashtun penis, he is already on his fourth orgasm before lunch.

pashtun penis afghan khalid
pashtun penis by Pashtunlove July 8, 2015

pashtunyar 

Pashtunyar means friend of the Pashtun tribe. Pashtuns are one of the largest tribes in the world who reside in the mountains of eastern and southern Afghanistan on the border with western Pakistan. Pashtuns also have a large population in the mountains of western Pakistan along side the Afghan border. Pashtunyar represents Confidence, loyalty, passion, charm, and good looks. They have a deep sense of Islamic faith and know their worth in a ever evolving world.
Oh your name is Pashtunyar? You’re from the tribe that has defeated major world powers and empires going as far back as Alexander The great time.”

“Why yes we have”
pashtunyar by Poshtune November 22, 2021
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