A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a
midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The
midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the
midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor
just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No
way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:
Oh shit !