paitty 

She is an amazing girlfriend and she has a great looking face she is a good hugger and I can’t wait to go to camp with her she has a sister called Reagan and another sister called Hannah and a boy called Christian really hope she can kiss her love you paiton your a great girlfriend you have a nice life and a weird boyfriend love you to infinity and beyond

Paitty can I have some soda

paitty by Paitty February 10, 2018

travvy patty 

Travvy Patty- Travis Soctt burger.

13 year old hypebeast- "Cactus Jack gobbled my glizzy." "Yo, can I get a travvy patty for me and my slimes." "It's LIT"

travvy patty by nedthespecialed September 12, 2020

Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

Pattyshop by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Sus patty

One grasping his testicles from behind while pulling and tucking firmly between ones butt cheeks then clenching the cheeks and simultaneously sitting down abruptly destroying ones sack into a sus patty

The gentleman enjoys a sus patty only on certain occasions and in the right mood.

Sus patty by mc117 June 13, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017

Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

Patty cake by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017