painciling 

When you are about to experience severe pain, and you put a pencil in your mouth so you can bite down on it.

wife: WTF! are you doing with a pencil in your mouth?

Husband: Im painciling honey, i can feel a 13 inch dump coming.

painciling by Tambourine man May 20, 2008

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

Penciling 

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.

Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

Penciling by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 17, 2019

Princeling

Son of a powerful politician or wealthy businessman. Growing up in a privileged life, e.g. sports cars on eighteenth birthday, elite universities and prep schools (admissions gained more through connections than competence).

Often follows in parents' footsteps and makes it to the top, again largely based on connections opening doors rather than through mostly talent and ability.

Who are some princelings?

Mitt Romney
Al Gore
George W. Bush
Bo Guagua

Princeling by Kate1987 August 25, 2012

hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Penciling 

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.

James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.

Penciling by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

penciling 

The act of the male sticking his needledick inside the nostril of his parnter. Then he ejaculates, and the partner regurgitates the cum into the peniciler's mouth. The penciler then swallows the "lead".

yo bernice! last night i went penciling with patrick moran! it was da shit man!

penciling by charolette January 27, 2005