painche 

Painche could be used to gather the attention of a friend. This word dates back to the trapping days in southern Louisiana where many Cajun men would refer to others as “painche”. It is a slang for the word punch. It can be pronounced in various different ways. Now this word is used by drunken Louisiana people looking to keep the tradition alive

“Yo, painche, can you pass me that watermelon ice raz? I’m feenin for a good nic buzz.”

It can also be used like this:
“Dude, are you going to painche that ticket and down a bottle of crown?”

painche by CornandGrits55 August 9, 2024

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pinche baboso 

Spanish slang for a really big dumb ass, idiot or fool.

Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.

pinche baboso by The fisheye August 4, 2017

Peter Pinchers 

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.

"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"

Peter Pinchers by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009

pinche pendejo 

Fucking idiot

El es pinche pendejo

pinche pendejo by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015

pinched a loaf 

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

paichel 

The sort of straw that opens out at the end to enable both drinking and scooping of sundaes or drinks. Typically found in Starbucks or other coffee shops. Also the only known word to rhyme with the name "Rachel."

Pass me that paichel, please, for there is still ice cream at the bottom of my glass, and i would like to retrieve it!

paichel by RaNaAmRaSaSu August 23, 2006