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pageman
Stacy is a pageman
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pageman • pageant • Pageant Queen • Pagman • Pateman • Pagdemaniac • Pagean • pageant alycia • Pageant answer • Pageant anxiety
pageant ready look
This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020
PageWanker
A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
The American Pageant
Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.
Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*
The American Pageant by Lokizzo September 22, 2005
child beauty pageants
child beauty pageants by Charles0304 February 9, 2021
child beauty pageants
The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?
Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
child beauty pageants by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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