PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.

PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.

PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT

PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010

PokeWanker

PokeWalker so involved in Pokémon go that they fail to recognise hazards.

"I was driving through the city on Tuesday when I almost hit a PokeWanker'

PokeWanker by ARJubilee July 17, 2016

Parawanker 

Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.

Look at that parawanker high above us on the beach. I'm jealous of that lifestyle.

Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018