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pafoozda
Pafoozda is moisture in food, but not just water moisture. The beauty of liquid food or drinks is they're almost all pafoozda, but it can be a downside in some non-liquid foods.
Pawoon
An onomatopoeia of what an elephant sounds like. Interpretated by APH Italy, trying to disguise himself as an elephant.
Pawoon by Ashbuscus. September 12, 2015
pajooned
pajooned by Hyphen, Defender of the Horde March 17, 2009
Patoonky
My patoonky was aching after the long bike ride.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
Patoonky by Jendreannissa Watsaytud January 9, 2010
Pafooso
Once up a time their was a painter named Picasso who cut off his ear. Then there was a girl who ate her foot (she had a firecrtoch), and picasoo+foot=Pafooso.
Pafooso attracts things like polka dots, Mexicans, LDFs, pie, small horses, ab lounges, Mexicans again, bad spellers, Mexicans AGAIN, and neighbors who play duck hunt and then work at Target and get pregnant.
Pafooso attracts things like polka dots, Mexicans, LDFs, pie, small horses, ab lounges, Mexicans again, bad spellers, Mexicans AGAIN, and neighbors who play duck hunt and then work at Target and get pregnant.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026