Pazooned 

Childish word used in the same context as owned

Did you see that guy get pazooned

Pazooned by Turni July 19, 2006

pajooned 

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.

Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!

pajooned by Hyphen, Defender of the Horde March 17, 2009

Pazoned 

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.

Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.

Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004

Pazooted 

To be extremely high and very wasted.

Yo dude did you see how pazooted D-Magic was!

Pazooted by D-Magic 55 April 16, 2009

pazoned 

Part of the Eago Zoe dictionary. mainly used to emphasize something of epic failure. generally used as a verb.

e.g.
A:why did you leave?
B: i was playing some doongta when my mother pulled my ethernet plug.
A: lulz you got pazoned.
B: yas
C: yayaya

pazoned by Ando Animos March 5, 2009